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Parents warn their 13-year-old to stop masturbating on bathroom towels with note

By Mason White 3:47 AM August 1, 2013
The note 

By: John Roberts
Parents have warned their teen son to stop masturbating on the bathroom towels, according to photos uploaded to the internet.

The parents were apparently fed up with the masturbation habits of their 13-year-old, so they thought a warning note might work, maybe more now, since it has been posted in the internet.

The parents placed the note on the rack warning the child that he better clean up his act or he will have to fantasize surrounded by Justin Bieber and “My Little Pony” towels.

Reddit user Droplynx posted the image to Imgur Wednesday, and quickly collected thousands of opinions and jokes. At least one commentator slammed the Reddit parent for embarrassing the boy. Droplynx replied: “By the way, my wife posted this.”

This is not the only time that a man masturbated in a weird way. As we reported earlier, police were called to a supermarket after a man was seen masturbating on meat before putting it back on the shelf.

John Allison, of Potsdam, New York was jailed Wednesday after he allegedly masturbated on a stick of pepperoni at a local grocery store then put the product back on the shelf for others to enjoy.

According to police in upstate New York, Allison entered the Hannaford grocery store in St. Lawrence Plaza, took a stick of pepperoni, and proceeded to rub his genitals against it.

After satisfying himself, Allison put the pepperoni back on the shelf and tried to leave the store. A loss prevention security officer who witnessed the incident via video surveillance cameras called police and gave them the disturbing video.

“This makes me want to vomit! I am always freaked out by germs in the grocery, and I always carry an antibacterial hand wash, but this man took things to a whole new disgusting level. I am glad he was caught,” Lisa Gray, 34, of Albany, New York told after learning the nature of Allison’s arrest.

Allison was arrested and charged with public lewdness and fourth-degree criminal mischief. He was released from jail after posting a $2,000 bond.