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Man suffers burns after making love to hot pizza

By Mason White 10:49 AM February 26, 2014
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By: Anika Rao
(Scroll down for video) A man filed a complaint with a popular pizza chain saying that he burned his private parts while making love to a hot pizza pie, tweets posted on Twitter showed.

The man said that he severely burned his penis while having sex with a pizza he bought at Domino’s Pizza, and demanded that the chain put out warnings to customers about the dangers of making love to the pizza.

In his first post on Twitter, a man known only as LAD_VIGO, explained the messy situation and asked how he could get a refund for the pizza. Domino’s Pizza UK responded by telling the man to get in touch with headquarters, but the man became angry.

In the next Twitter post, he demanded that employees need to warn customers about the dangers of making love with their pizza. Domino’s Pizza apologized to the man.

However, the man continued to complain and said that pepperonis were trapped on his genitals. The deranged person also complained that the pizza was trying to have oral sex with him.