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Babysitter leaves parents note saying jumping on trampoline caused injuries to private parts

By Mason White 1:13 PM July 31, 2014
The note detailing a bruised private part 

By: Devansh Dutt
Parents were shocked to find a note from their babysitter, saying that he injured his private parts while jumping on their trampoline.

The couple found the bizarre letter on the kitchen table when they returned from their vacation, detailing several strange episodes.

The letter states: “jumped on trampoline, bruised penis.” The letter also states: “Neighbor came by, asked for soap. I suspected that he wants to eat it. Do not trust.”

The babysitter went on: “Saw a weird bird (pelican?) perched on the fence. Offered to play backgammon with the bird, but could not find the game. What a shame.”

The letter concludes: “Welcome home. Do not look under the back deck (noise should disappear over time).” The homeowners published the letter on Reddit.