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Drunk man falls into river while masturbating on top of cliff

By Mason White 11:26 AM August 6, 2014
Ernest Michael Kirk 

By: Devansh Dutt
A drunk man fell over a cliff and into a river while masturbating, police in Oregon said.

The Oregon City Police Department said that they arrested 31-year-old Ernest Michael Kirk on Monday, on felony charges of public lewdness and harassment after he was seen masturbating in Clackamette Park.

The incident unfolded on Saturday about 2:17 p.m., when the police received a call of a naked man masturbating in public view on the cliff edge of the Willamette River.

Officers located Kirk, who was wanted on a parole violation.

Police officers saw Kirk naked and sitting on the edge of the cliff about 75 feet below.

He was within a few feet of water, and appeared to be under the influence of a controlled substance.

Kirk continued to masturbate in front of police officers on the scene for several minutes.

Police used a boat to reach Kirk, after he fell into the river. Kirk was taken to a Portland area hospital for a medical evaluation. When Kirk was released from the hospital, he was arrested.