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Officials keeps schools open after parents promise to have more sex

By Mason White 11:03 AM December 1, 2014
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By: Wayne Morin
Education officials in Denmark, reversed a decision to shut down schools after parents promised to have more sex and have children.

Parents in Thy, Jutland, committed to get busy between the sheets to keep schools and nurseries in the community from shutting down.

As part of a negotiated agreement between the Council and parents, the municipality is committed to maintaining the institutions for the next four years.

In turn, parents are promising to create new children to fill the institutions.

Nurseries and schools faced falling registration numbers and officials suggested that institutions need to be closed and merged with others in the area.

The Council will reevaluate the situation in four years.