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31-year-old woman decides to marry tree because it gives her great sex

By Mason White 4:56 PM March 23, 2015
Emma McCabe hugging Tim 

By: Chan Yuan
A young woman of the United Kingdom, announced that she decided to marry a tree after striking out with men.

31-year-old Emma McCabe said that she loves the outdoors, especially trees.

Recently, she has met one tree named Tim, which gives her the best sex she has ever experienced. She has fallen in love with the tree and plans on marrying it one day.

McCabe, who was unlucky with several real human relationships, said that her family thinks she is insane, but they will not stop her from marrying Tim.

Growing up, McCabe loved to spend her days outdoors in nature. Once she turned 20 years old, she realized that she very much loves big trees.

McCabe of London, dropped out of school when she was 16 years old, and trained as a nurse. She is currently unemployed. McCabe said that she loves the way Tim’s leaves tickle her and plans on staying with it forever.