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Woman gets toy dinosaur stuck in her private parts

By Mason White 5:37 PM August 25, 2015
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By: Wayne Morin
A woman was left red-faced after she was forced to go to a hospital to remove a toy from her private parts.

The woman was forced to seek help from doctors after she was unable to remover her son’s toy dinosaur from her private parts.

The woman, who is in her 40s, was treated by a medical student at a medical center in the United Kingdom, after she was left in agony by the toy.

The woman said that she was pleasuring herself with the child’s T-Rex dinosaur, and it became logged inside her body.

The doctor was able to remove the small toy from the woman’s body by using forceps.

The doctor advised the woman on how to use the children’s toy on adults responsibly.

“I don’t advise inserting children’s toys during sexual activity. However, if you do choose to pleasure yourself with a toy dinosaur, I recommend buying your own and perhaps putting it in a condom, or tying a leash to its foot,” the doctor said.