Man wants to marry computer as adult videos on computer are more sexually satisfying than human relationship

Chris Sevier 
By: Tanya Malhotra

An army veteran is suing the state of Texas, for the right to marry his computer.

Chris Sevier, 38, has unsuccessfully sued the state of Tennessee, Utah, and Florida, saying that if gay people are allowed to get married then he should be allowed to marry his laptop computer.

He claimed that he had fallen in love with his computer because its adult videos are more sexually satisfying than a human relationship.

Now, he has filed a lawsuit against the state of Texas, for refusing to allow him to marry his computer.

The lawsuit states that Sevier wants to marry his MacBook. However, his request for a marriage license was rejected by Harris County.

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton asked a federal court to drop Sevier’s lawsuit saying: “The right to marry one’s computer is not an interest, objectively, deeply rooted in the nation’s history and tradition such that it qualifies as a protected interest.”