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Married man complains that dentist ruined his sex life by shrinking his manhood

By Mason White 6:52 AM August 4, 2016
Dentist (illustration) 

By: Mahesh Sarin
A married man filed a complaint with the Medical Products Agency of Sweden, after a mouthguard allegedly shrank his manhood, ruining his sex life.

The man, who was not identified, was prescribed a mouthguard after having a problem with grinding his teeth during the day and night.

However, after wearing the mouthguard for some time, the man of Kronoberg, realized that his manhood shrunk in size and his sex life got ruined.

He brought the mouthguard back to the dentist and left it there along with his complaint. The dentist reported the incident to the Medical Products Agency, as required by law.

An investigation revealed that the man was using the device for ten months, during which time his manhood kept getting smaller and smaller.

A week after he stopped using the mouthguard, his manhood went back to his previous size. The man did not document his manhood size before he began using the mouthguard.