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A man was arrested on a charge of assault after being accused of waving his manhood in the face of a waitress at a bar, according to police in the United Kingdom.
Now, 32-year-old Simon Coleman of Bristol, has been sentenced to serve two years in prison, but it has been suspended for two years.
Coleman pleaded guilty to sexual assault, robbery and battery.
According to the police investigation, Coleman has been using drugs since he was 12 years old. One night, he went to a bar, where he got very drunk.
He took out his manhood from his pants and waved it near the face of a waitress. He then put his arm around her and pressed against her body.
When questioned by police, Coleman said that he was making boy jokes. Coleman later inserted the pool balls in his backside after dropping his pants and sitting on the pool table.
A few months later, Coleman stole a bottle of whiskey and ran into a football club with his pants down and his private parts exposed.
In another incident, he slapped his girlfriend in the face on the street.